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MLB Bullets Threw A Party And No One Came

Cooperstown had a "sad" induction ceremony as the PED scandals continue. Tino Martinez resigns amidst rumors of abusive behavior. Some Nationals are upset about the treatment of their former closer. The trade winds continue to blow and David Ortiz regrets that two-year contract with the phone company.

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Today I'm proud to announce that MLB Bullets will have nothing but positive news about the game that we all love. No news about steroids, suspensions, injuries or players behaving badly. Just kidding. It's the same old stuff we've been dealing with all year.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>WANTED: Steel alloy telephone with Kevlar cord. Will spare no expense. Must install by Sept. 10.</p>&mdash; Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) <a href="">July 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.