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MLB Bullets Looks At Closing Time

Koji Uehara is evidence that closers are everywhere. Pitchers are dealing with injuries and always have been. The Pirates are winning and the Astros are losing. Ryan Braun is making phone calls and candlesticks make a nice gift.

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Winslow Townson

First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.