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MLB Bullets Wants To Get Back To Baseball

We spend a whole lot of time going over legal documents. Then we look at creepy mascots who do and do not wear pants. Down in Australia, we actually have some baseball.

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Leave it to the Cubs to find a silly way to sort-of knock A-Rod off the headlines. It's like I'm back in law school. OK, I never went to law school, but I did got to graduate school in history and I spent a whole bunch of time studying the history of various laws, meaning I spent a ton of time in the law library. So I feel like I went to law school at times.

I just want some pants. A decent pair of pants.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster. I'm also being told that thing about the bases in Australia is just an urban legend.