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MLB Bullets Is Off To The Bank

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Giancarlo Stanton is looking to be the highest-paid player in sports. A.J. Burnett is a Buc. Jeremy Hellickson is a Snake. And the Hot Stove is getting warm.

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In a bit of eerie foreshadowing, my high school punk band was called "Canseco's Severed Finger."

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.