I've done this before -- in 2011 and again last year, and with things being kind of slow for the Cubs these days and it being a weekend, I thought it would be fun to once again put all the names on the Cubs' 40-man roster through the Internet Anagram Server at wordsmith.org. For even more fun, I've added the non-roster invitees.
See if you can figure out which Cubs player matches each of these anagrams. I've added some punctuation in some of them to make them funnier, and mixed them up by putting them in alphabetical order by anagram. I've pretty much given away the player anagrammed in the headline to this post by the photo. See if you can figure out the others.
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There were no anagrams for Jeudy Valdez, Tommy Hottovy, Kyuji Fujikawa or Matt Szczur.