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Brewers 5, Cubs 3: A Recap In Haiku

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The Cubs lost again, so an alternate recap is the order of the day.

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Mike McGinnis

The Cubs lost again
Gather round and I will tell
The tale of the game

The score: 5 to 3
Friday's ended 5 to 2
Sunday: 5 to 4?

In the first inning
Segura got hit by Braun
He will be OK

Brewers scored off Wood
Three times in the first three frames
Game over? Almost.

Meanwhile, Cubs don't hit
Until the fourth inning when
Valbuena homers

Attention, Mike Olt!
Why did you throw to second
Instead of the plate?

The Cubs had four hits
A second home run hit was
Not enough to win

Wood did not have it
And needed help from Schlitter
And Pedro Strop, too

Fourth loss in a row
Not the worst team in baseball!
Thank you, Diamondbacks

WGN
Plays its music way too loud
Can't hear Len, JD

They'll try it again
Sunday; Hammel on the mound
Against Peralta

Today's game preview
Will post here at BCB
11 CT

Writing these is fun
To be honest? I'd rather
Not do any more.