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MLB Bullets And The True Baseball Team

True baseball teams lose 98 games, apparently. James Shields is picky about where he ends up. The A's may actually have a plan. A look at the underrated and bad baseball cards. And Chipper Jones has too much time on his hands.

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In the year 2017. I will work for the law firm of "Fwar, Dips, Winshares, Gritt, Babip, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein."

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.