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MLB Bullets Can't Drive A Shift

The new commissioner stirred up a hornet's nest with his first day comments, which obscured some other things he said. The feud between the birds of the AL East has now ended in a stalemate. Yoan Moncada may soon be free to sign anywhere. How Ron Cey never won an Oscar, I'll never know.

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I'm going to save everyone some time until spring training starts. _____ _____ is in the best shape of his life. Just fill in the name of any player you want in the blanks. That's the last "best shape of his life" story I'm going to report.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.