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Well! The Chicago Cubs and Theo Epstein have officially won the Winter Meetings. Both Ben Zobrist and Jason Heyward reportedly took less money to play for the Cubs, which likely means they believe that the North Side of Chicago is about to win something big. This is all very exciting. And when I get excited, I make music. This "Hey Jude" parody is the cherry on top of a week that will go down in Cubs history as the "Time We Won the Off-Season."
I hope you enjoy my musical welcome to Jason Heyward. And don't forget... I've got a lot more Cubs songs here on my BandCamp Page. You can now subscribe to me through the site too, and help support my Cubs music if you're so inclined.
Herrrrrrrrrre's Heyward!
Heyward
Heyward, you are the man
Made the Cubs so much freakin' better
Now winning the Central won’t be so hard
You left the Cards and made us better
Heyward, you just got paid
Theo gave you a lot of cheddar
I can’t wait for next season to begin
We’re gonna win. You make us better
The starting lineup is insane, chill the champagne
With Zobrist, Rizzo, Bryant, and Schwarber
Soler, Russell, Montero too. And then there’s you
Not necessarily in that order
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah
Heyward, welcome to town
For eight seasons, you’ll be in center
The Cubbies are stacked with so many stars
They’ll take us far into November
The batting helmet he’s wearin' protects his chin
Heyward doesn’t want his face to get hit
And now he’s wearing Cubbie Blue, Cardinals you’re screwed
The Pirates’ season's already over
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah
Heyward, you are the man
Made the Cubs so much freakin' better
I can’t wait for next season to begin
We’re gonna win. You make us better
better better better better better, oh
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Heyward
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Heyward
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Heyward
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Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Heyward
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Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Heyward
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Heyward
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