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Welcome To The Cubs, Jason Heyward, With This "Hey Jude" Parody

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BCB's Danny Rockett parodies The Beatles' classic to welcome Jason Heyward to Chicago.

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Well! The Chicago Cubs and Theo Epstein have officially won the Winter Meetings. Both Ben Zobrist and Jason Heyward reportedly took less money to play for the Cubs, which likely means they believe that the North Side of Chicago is about to win something big. This is all very exciting. And when I get excited, I make music. This "Hey Jude" parody is the cherry on top of a week that will go down in Cubs history as the "Time We Won the Off-Season."

I hope you enjoy my musical welcome to Jason Heyward. And don't forget... I've got a lot more Cubs songs here on my BandCamp Page. You can now subscribe to me through the site too, and help support my Cubs music if you're so inclined.

Herrrrrrrrrre's Heyward!

Heyward


Heyward, you are the man

Made the Cubs so much freakin' better

Now winning the Central won’t be so hard

You left the Cards and made us better


Heyward, you just got paid

Theo gave you a lot of cheddar

I can’t wait for next season to begin

We’re gonna win. You make us better


The starting lineup is insane, chill the champagne

With Zobrist, Rizzo, Bryant, and Schwarber

Soler, Russell, Montero too. And then there’s you

Not necessarily in that order

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah


Heyward, welcome to town

For eight seasons, you’ll be in center

The Cubbies are stacked with so many stars

They’ll take us far into November


The batting helmet he’s wearin' protects his chin

Heyward doesn’t want his face to get hit

And now he’s wearing Cubbie Blue, Cardinals you’re screwed

The Pirates’ season's already over

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah


Heyward, you are the man

Made the Cubs so much freakin' better

I can’t wait for next season to begin

We’re gonna win. You make us better

better better better better better, oh


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