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A Nationals reliever is out for the season with a self-inflicted injury. The Blue Jays star shortstop will miss some time too. A former Cub made a triumphant comeback. The Indians are good but late. The Mets announce some pitching decisions

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Let's see what other "classic rock" bands I can insult today. I'll let you decide. The music of __________ is soulless, overproduced, self-indulgent corporate crap designed to be intentionally bland so as not to offend anyone who might potentially change the radio station in their Corolla. Advertisers love them because of this.

Hey Nationals. It could be worse. You could be Chelsea.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster. Why? Ask Juan Uribe.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here’s what Juan Uribe thinks about the start of football season. <a href=""></a></p>&mdash; Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) <a href="">September 14, 2015</a></blockquote>

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