How to describe a whirlwind trip to San Francisco during which I watched the Cubs clinch the NLDS while nursing bed bug bites from my fleabag hotel? In a Wham song parody!! Enjoy!
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Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Bed Bugs. Bed Bugs. Bed Bugs Bed Bugs.
A dumpy motel over a bar
I got some bed bug bites but it’s near the park
W Flag on the plane
We hung with Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King
Out at AT and T
On Monday night
Watching the Cubbies
Fighting the good fight
Weird advertising
Patrick’s head
Arrieta
But we couldn’t score Javy Baez
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Muhammad Ali and my girlfriend Nicole
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Hanging with Bartman and this freakin’ guy.
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
These guys were kicked out by the Frisco Po Po
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Bryant gave it a ride
I’m with this freakin’ guy yeah yeah
The Cubs ended up losing the game
But then we came right back here the very next day
Why choose Samardzija for a name?
Dressed like a giraffe with a furry mane
Cubs started Lackey
What a goof
Public parking
I’m catching with Ruth
Disappointed
Dressed in white
We were losing
But everything turned out all right.
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Just ET riding back to Chicago.
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Posing a picture hey this freakin’ guy
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
What’s this guy thinking, it’s snot rocket 40
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Chapman closed it tonight
Check out this freakin’ guy yeah yeah yeah
Bed Bugs
Umpire stretching
Bottle Glove
Al Capone is a baseball nut
Never stay here
You’ll get bit in bed
Marlins Man
Lou Seal’s getting fresh
Bed bugs
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
Heyward is pointing and we’re scoring Rizzo.
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
The Cubbies are winning, hey this freakin’ guy
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
It’s like I’m hanging out at a dead show
Let’s Go Cubs in San Francisco
I’m hanging with this freakin’ guy