Please Welcome Archive Troll To The Cubs (or, Fun With Anagrams)

Thanks to Josh for reminding me in this morning's MLB Bullets that it was time to do this again.

It's been a couple of years since the last one of these, so there are quite a few new names to anagram. As always, I've used the Internet Anagram Server to create these Cubs roster anagrams for all the players on the 40-man roster -- with one exception, see below.

See if you can figure out which Cubs player matches each of these anagrams. I've added some punctuation in some of them to make them funnier, and mixed them up by putting them in alphabetical order by anagram. I've pretty much given away the player anagrammed in the headline to this post by the photo. See if you can figure out the others.

Note: Matt Szczur isn't included -- the two z's made it impossible for the anagram server to find any anagrams.

A Canada Rarely Mints
A Contrary Child
A Danced Voyeur
Add Visors
Archive Troll
Avoid Worst
Bronze Bits
China Stir Alien Vulva
Contrariness L. Owl
Enjoy Chalk
Erasable Dell
Err... Throb Sex
Handbag Clove
His Clog Ranch
His Rice Jock
I Take Ear Jar
Inked Shy Clerk
J. R. Crawler's Dad
Jeer American Idol
Jet Loners
Jive A Zebra
Landlord Issues
Large Moods
Mr. Jug In Mist
Mr. Raw A. Dean
Ms. Totally Male
Manhole Jams
Minute Legroom
Notch Or Drone
Pod Reports
Rat By Rinks
RE: Jog Loser
Razz Thy Onion
Repentant Cops
Senor John Epic
Shy Lab Wrecker
Snowy Head Jar
Zaps Crocus
Zen Air Miler