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MLB Bullets Has Gone To The Birds

The Padres and Orioles made a trade. Jonny "Gomes" to Japan. Yoenis Cespedes wants a sandwich. That's about it.

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Buck Showalter doesn't think I'm funny
Buck Showalter doesn't think I'm funny
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There was a Twitter meme going around yesterday about writing the saddest story using only four words. A lot of people took this as an opportunity to write baseball-themed sad stories. Al wrote "Alou, under the ball . . ."  My humble contribution was "Ball through Durham's legs."

Yeah, it's been a slow news week. The sports pages are filled with stories of a different sport right now.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster. Go whatever team you want to win that silly football game.