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MLB Bullets Is Out To Get You

Several players say "no" to their contracts, even when they have no choice. Jenrry Mejia says he's the victim of a witch hunt and the Brewers try to dispel a conspiracy.

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I hope you had a better weekend than I did. I spent most of it expelling various things out of my body in the grossest ways imaginable (well, I don't know your imagination) because of either some sort of stomach virus or food poisoning. But if I seem a little off today, that's why. If that works, I'll remember to use that excuse the next time I turn in a subpar piece.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.