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MLB Bullets And The Hammer Of Thor

Noah Syndergaard is wowing everyone. So is Bryce Harper. Whatever happened to Rafael Palmeiro? Max Kepler's unusual route to the majors. Put on your best baseball face.

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I am outraged at the disrespect that the British Government has shown towards the generations of McBoatfaces that have served the crown honourably in Her Majesty's Navy. Sir Boaty McBoatface served bravely under Admiral Nelson at Trafalgar and his family has continued to serve since then. Next thing you know, they won't be serving spotted dick anymore.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.