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MLB Bullets Is Looking For Trends

The season has started and we're jumping to conclusions already. Robinson Cano and Carlos Correa are off to great starts. The Padres aren't. The Yankees want to be the Royals.

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Happy Friday. The Cubs are undefeated. All is good in the world. Except that I've written so many pieces in the past two days that I'm running out of words. I'm especially low on verbs. I think I'm OK on definite articles though.

I can't claim to have come up with this gag, but:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Jose Urena

Jose Urena who?

Jose Urena lotta trouble.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.