Almora! A Cubs Song Parody

The Albert Almora era has begun! At least temporarily. But the injury bug has bitten again and Jorge Soler has gone to the 15-day disabled list making room for Cubs prospect Albert Almora to show us what he's got! Welcome to Chicago, Albert! I wrote you a song!

(lyrics below the video)

Almora

(In Old Philly the Cubs will bring

An Outfielder From Triple-A)

Cause Jorge’s MRI said we need a new guy

It’s Almora!

Oh Soler will be fine but he needs DL time

It’s Almora!

His Hamstring needs time for healing, needs time for healing

And while Jorge gets better

Al will play up from Triple-A, for minimum pay

In left, right or in center

He just turned 22, now he wears Cubbie Blue

It’s Almora

Soler pulled a hammy cause of the injury

He’s called up

Now he’s joining the team from the Cubs minor leagues in Iowa

He’s batting .318 and good defensively

It’s Almora!

Cause Jorge’s MRI said we need a new guy

It’s Almora (It’s Almora)

Oh Soler will be fine but he needs DL time

It’s Almora (It’s Almora)

Women: His Hamstring

Men: Needs time for healing,

Women: Needs time for healing

Men: And while Jorge gets better

Women: He gets better, gets better

Women: Al will play

Men: Up from triple A, for minimum pay

All: In left, right or in center

Lead: Great Defender

He just turned 22 now he wears Cubbie Blue

It’s Almora (It’s Almora)

Soler pulled a hammy cause of the injury

He’s called up

Now he’s joining the team from the Cubs minor leagues in Iowa

He’s batting .318

All: And good defensively

It’s Almora! Almora! It’s Almora!