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Some parody songs write themselves. I bet Gary Pressy pulled out the sheet music to Annie’s “Tomorrow” Sunday night too. Welcome to the Cubs, Brandon Morrow!
The Cubs’ll come out to Morrow
And they’ll give a ton of cash to Morrow
A large sum
Offering the mound
To Morrow
Better than Antonio Bastardo
No home runs
Cubbies took him away
From LA
Hopefully
He’ll come out of the pen
To win
The Game
Oh
A handsome amount to Morrow
Giving over 10 million to Morrow
Getting paid!
To Morrow!
To Morrow!
A contract
To Morrow
And now for the Cubs he’ll play