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MLB Bullets Has A Price To Pay

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A vulture and his son had a fight which left them estranged for years. One day, after years of living apart, the son returned to the nest to make amends with his family. The father welcomed his prodigy back and invited him to dinner with his mother and siblings. The son asked what they were eating and the father replied “Carrion, my wayward son.”

Thank you. Be sure to tip your wait staff on the way out.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.