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More Maddoning than ever, a hitch with Rizzo, and other bullets

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We’re seeing rumors about Kyle Schwarber and Corey Kluber.

News is necessarily an impermanent commodity. Therefore Cub Tracks will continue our proud tradition of not having any sort of review or best-of, and not being included in any top ten lists. Our unique perspective deserves unique exposure, after all.

The editorial we worked very hard this year, and we gladly received our lump of coal, putting it in a pile with the charcoal and using it to grill the Christmas lamb. Cub Tracks experienced personal growth in a nonlinear way, in the form of calluses on our typing fingers (both indexes and the left pinky for the shift), the gain of fifteen or so pounds, and mysterious greenery in the hall closet.

Maybe the greenery has something to do with the weight gain. I dunno. The discovery of DoorDash didn’t affect that at all.

Sitting down at the typer on a daily basis has been productive in other ways, and we are pleased to announce that the small press that we helped found has somehow gotten critical acclaim and has experienced decent sales figures, and that we’ll be publishing our award-winning writers and bestselling weird fiction offerings with increasing frequency in 2019.

We appreciate those of you who take the time to read and comment. Thanks for being.

Here’s today’s Cubs News and Notes, such as they are. It’s the season! No, the other other season. As always * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome).

Food for thought:

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