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Holy Schmidt! and other bullets

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National League Tiebreaker Game - Milwaukee Brewers v Chicago Cubs
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Ye Gods! Paul Goldschmidt? Holy Schmidt! The Devil Birds always do that. Frickin’ Jim Edmonds, Mark McGwire, Edgar Renteria. And worse, the Bob Tewksburys of the world succeed in Redbird uniforms.

That promises to be fun. 19 games a year against a Cub mauler. Are we winning yet? Someday the Cardinals’ bill has to come due. So much devil magic does me a concern.

Leave baseball alone, Rob Manfred. Go count your money somewhere quiet.

Here’s today’s Cubs News and Notes. As always * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome).

Food for thought: