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MLB Bullets and the Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Ichiro is heading back to Seattle. Mike Piazza unleashes an epic rant. The Twins are still looking for pitching.

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MLB: Atlanta Braves at Miami Marlins Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

Good morning. I wonder if Travis Wood wasn’t trying to shoot an albatross with that crossbow.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.