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More than just gossip, Randy Rosario’s birthday, and other bullets

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MLB: Chicago Cubs at Washington Nationals
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Welcome to Saturday. Today the Cubs are going for meatloaf, after turning the Nationals into hamburger. Nobody’d be able to tell by the final score that the outcome had been “very much in doubt**” for most of the game, but it was, at least until the blue magic took over. Mike Montgomery got a hit. I think I saw a hot dog man grab a bat. I think that little girl that got the baseball was on deck. More of that please.

That Bryant kid is kinda good, yes? That catcher, too. Oh, and Joe — we heard that. So gameworded up, eh? Ooopsy.

Oh, and hey! Cubs! I love the black hats — I just got one (it arrived an hour before the game). They’re quite nice indeed, and match the rest of my wardrobe. I am especially glad to have it start with a win in it. More of that please.

Here’s today’s Cubs News and Notes. As always, * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome). **cribbed from Len Kasper.

Food for thought:

Thanks for reading. More tomorrow —undead from Berwyn!