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MLB Bullets has been banned from the clubhouse

The Astros bared a reporter at the wishes of Justin Verlander. The Athletics are still winning an unfair game. The kids today are really all right. Don’t take pills you buy at a gas station.

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MLB: Seattle Mariners at Houston Astros Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

I’m going to have to swallow my keyboard in order to keep from saying something that will get me into trouble one day.

There’s a lot to digest today. Including my keyboard.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster. Beat DC.