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Cub Tracks’ Casper vs the Ninjas

Read all over, hey, nice uniforms, all-drama season, and other bullets

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the cruel shoes?
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Everyone repeat after me — Eeeeeeeeeeeugh! Fans don’t like the monochromatic uniforms. I thought the monoblack unis on the Nationals looked sorta cool but I wouldn’t want to wear them. Not this August. Maybe Ninja from Die Antwoord would want them. Or the Wu-Tang Clan might. Ugly, boy. The white ones looked like they were meltable and I especially hate the childish nicknames on the back. Phelpsy? Seriously? Arrrrrrgh. Let’s create some better nicknames, too.

Sox fan smartass Mark says “Good guys wear black.” I called on Chuck Norris to go remonstrate with him. Mercy.

And that game? The less said the better. Pound that beer and get ready for the next one.

Here’s today’s Cubs News and Notes. As always, * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome). {$} means paywall. {$} means limited views. Italics are often used here as sarcasm font.

Food for thought:

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