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Cub Tracks wraps it up

Boxes to check, mocking the uniforms, and other bullets

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Okay, that took a long time to end. And it didn’t end well. And the Cubs are still slugged away in second place like they’ve been sprinkled with rock salt. How bad can it get? I like my horror movies at night, not in the afternoon. Joan Crawford models the Cubs’ home whites on Svengoolie:

Do you have those in XXXL? I’m sorry I axed. Maybe the Cubs will be sharper today and salvage the rubber game while I watch from the rubber room.

Here’s today’s Cubs News and Notes. As always, * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome). {$} means paywall. {$} means limited views. Italics are often used here as sarcasm font.

Food for thought:

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