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Cub Tracks sees the future, and it is blue

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Cubs and MLB news — Addition by subtraction, happy birthday, KB, and other bullets

Theodore Roosevelt Lilly was also birthed this day
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Welcome to the future, Alvin Toffler. Does it look they way you wanted it to?

Here in the Cub Tracks continuum, we are meh about it all. Flying cars were mentioned at some point. I’m afraid we can’t do that, Dave.

We can leave our carbon footprints in the sands of time, though. Imagine that sedimentary layer, dug up by some Morlock paleontologist, buried like my lede... it doesn’t augur well. But we remain hopeful in the face of ever-increasing odds, and practice the oneiric arts nightly.

No second albums were harmed during the commission of this article. Here’s today’s Cubs News and Notes. As always, * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome). {$} means paywall. {$} means limited views. Italics are often used here as sarcasm font.

Food for thought:

Thanks for reading.