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My other other car is a Ferrari. But right now I’m writing from my front Porsche.

I’m sorry. I have been watching game show bloopers all day. Dad jokes? Hell, we got great-grandpa jokes:

HOST: “What thing does a burglar LEAST want to see when he breaks into the house?”

CONTESTANT: “A naked grandma!”

It’s been that kinda weekend.

Here’s Cub Tracks News and Notes. As always, * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome). {$} means paywall. {$} means limited views. Italics are often used on this page as sarcasm font. (In the comments section, use @ before and after your remarks @ to produce sarcasm font.)

The Cubs are the biggest wild card of what will be a slow offseason, and many have wondered if Jed Hoyer becoming the team’s new president of baseball operations signals that a rebuild is on the horizon. — Russell Dorsey

Food for thought:

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