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Outside The Confines: The Scott Boras show goes virtual

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The sports super agent always finds a way to get his audience.

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Laat week when MLB’s Winter Meetings went all digital, I got a few things wrong. For one, I mistakenly believed that there might actually be some movement on the freezing free agent market. The other mistake, it turns out, is that I suggested that sports agent Scott Boras might not be able to give one of his famous impromptu press conferences.

On Tuesday evening, he proved me wrong by taking his own meeting online, and in true Scott Boras fashion, it was full of insane metaphors and built like a never before practiced standup routine.

Below, some of the invited press share the highlights.

For starters, a thought I don’t necessarily disagree with:

Then things, well... they got strange.

I’ll just let the rest of these Scott-isms speak for themselves.

I could probably spend all day posting reactions to Boras’s call, but I’ll leave you with those for now and we’ll move into the links for the day, where most of the buzz is still about the Cleveland Baseball Team finally changing their name... well, eventually.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster. Make it so.