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The players report to Spring Training and the Astros sign-stealing scandal goes from a wildfire to an inferno. At least Christian Yelich had a good weekend.

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If it weren’t already taken, the Astros could change their nickname to the “Trashcan Sinatras.”

Tony Kemp is innocent! I know that when the data came out that there were no trashcan bangs when Kemp was at bat, at least one of you joked that the Astros didn’t even bother to try and cheat with Kemp.

It feels good that we all can celebrate Kemp’s two months with the Cubs and his .183 batting average with a clean conscience.

Also, let me add my voice to what Al wrote: No throwing at the Astros. I understand the desire to do so, but violence is never the answer. And if a pitcher loses control of one of those pitches and it hits someone in the head, that’s everyone’s worst nightmare.

This is still no fun. (NSFW video) Except Iggy looks like he’s having a lot of fun.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.