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Cubs and MLB news — Bryant gets ahead, Ross is the dude, and other stories

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Kris Bryant is gonna lead off. Could work. I’ve heard worse proposals for the man at the top of the order. Evan Altman described him as “extremely gruntled”. So gruntled that he parked in Tom Ricketts’ spot. This pleases me.

Ok, that’s the news. Let’s move on ... you may have heard about the gangster of love and the space cowboy, but I’m gonna whip a cat on you right now who’s had more trouble, trials and tribulations...

Apropos of nothing. I just like that song, and this one:

Fly like an eagle, Kris.

Here’s today’s episode of Cub Tracks News and Notes, the only links column that really matters. As always, * means autoplay on, or annoying ads, or both (directions to remove for Firefox and Chrome). {$} means paywall. {$} means limited views. Italics are often used here as sarcasm font.

Food for thought:

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