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Cub Tracks’ new blood

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The latest in our long-running series of #Cubs-related news articles. This one is greater than the sum of its parts.

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May I be of some assistants? Ah, new blood, in time for Samhain. The Cubs are still trying to piece together their organization.

If only there were a way to give them a little peace. Ev’rybody’s talking ‘bout Epstein, Schmepstein, Series, Queries, Hoyer, Heuer, Schwarbism, Kbism, Rizz-schism, Báez, Schmaez, Fly-ez, My-ez. All we are saying is give Frank a Chance.

He’s tanned, he’s rested, he’s ready.

He can play left out. Don’t let a crisis go to waste. Yes, that’s Boris Karloff, a man after my own heart. Enjoy your Saturday. Svengoolie has “House of Frankenstein”.

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