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I’m in. But I’m going to Cub over here, by myself, if you don’t mind. I have some baseballs to work on... the corruption at the top has more layers than a piece of baklava. Holy gamethread word, Batman!

And you know it’s gonna get worse. That’s as safe a bet as having Pat Tabler up with three ducks on the pond. Maybe safer. Maybe Morley Safer, may his eyebrows forever rise.

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. I’ll let myself out.

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Food for Thought:

Please close the door behind you and will the last one out turn off the lights? Thanks.