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Gosh that lineup was flat-out awesome, wasn’t it? So good against the winner of the J. D. Pardo lookalike contest, Pablo Lopez. Cubs best get back on their bikes soon. Making the Marlins look like a playoff team isn’t going to help. Adam Duvall happens.

“Hold ‘em on!” says Miggy Montero, between giggles. I was all for the return of Jake Arrieta but I can admit to being wrong. He’s pitching like Chris Myers announces.

I stopped watching after the bottom of the fifth. There wasn’t enough morale blend to keep me going. It would have taken 840 or 1260. I keep singing “Billy the Marlin” to the tune of “Billy the Mountain.” Billy and Jose Lobaton have history. I’m all for a coffee cup snake.

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