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Outside The Confines: The Detroit 500

Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera hits his 500th home run. The Orioles are on an historic losing streak and the Yankees are red-hot. The Nola brothers face off for the first time in MLB.

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MLB: Detroit Tigers at Toronto Blue Jays John E. Sokolowski-USA TODAY Sports

I just wanted to announce that I will not be the next host of Jeopardy! I apologize if I offended anyone for insensitive things I said in the past in a misguided attempt at humor. Such as “Ketchup really belongs on a hot dog,” or “Godfather III was the best movie of the trilogy” and “The Dave Matthews Band is really great.” I will try to do better in the future and I don’t want my past controversies to overshadow a truly great game. So I am withdrawing my name from consideration as host.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.