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Welcome to today’s episode of Cub Tracks news and notes™, a greatest-hits collection of Chicago-style beat writers and bloggers, ground from #Cubs, #MiLB, and #MLB baseball, overheated, steeped in writers’ tears, and then cold-brewed overnight for maximum flavor.

The newest rumor is Bo Bichette to the Cubs for some kinda haul. I think it’s a turkey. A turkey is three straight strikes, in bowling. That flies. The birds bred for food don’t. That rumor doesn’t.

Lesson learned. Thanksgiving used to be for baseball. Tyson, baseball’s last turkey.

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