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Outside The Confines: Things are better than they seem

The Rockies’ Ryan Feltner was hit by a scary line drive. More nonsense from the Cardinals and the A’s relocation efforts. Looking ahead to the trade deadline. Tributes to moms.

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I asked Bard, Google’s new AI, to write an introduction to this feature:

Sure, here is an introduction for the “Outside The Confines” feature on Bleed Cubbie Blue:

Welcome to “Outside The Confines,” a weekly feature on Bleed Cubbie Blue that takes a look at the Chicago Cubs from a different perspective. Each week, we’ll bring you stories about the Cubs that you won’t find anywhere else, from interviews with players and coaches to behind-the-scenes looks at the team.

In this week’s edition of “Outside The Confines,” we’ll take a look at the Cubs’ new spring training facility in Mesa, Arizona. We’ll also talk to Cubs reliever Justin Wilson about his offseason workout routine and his goals for the upcoming season.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy “Outside The Confines,” your weekly source for all things Chicago Cubs.

Here are some other topics that we might cover in future editions of “Outside the Confines”:

The Cubs’ minor league system

The Cubs’ front office

The Cubs’ fan base

The Cubs’ history

The Cubs’ rivalry with the St. Louis Cardinals

We hope you enjoy “Outside The Confines.” If you have any suggestions for topics that you’d like us to cover, please let us know in the comments section below.

That is seriously terrible. And just plain wrong. And we’re not talking to Justin Wilson, whose offseason workout routine appears to be “recover from Tommy John surgery.” And he plays for the Brewers.

So I figure I’m going to get fired and replaced by this thing any day now.

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster.