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Duane Pesice writes the Cub Tracks and Baseball history unpacked features and moonlights as a writer and editor of weird fiction.

WELCOME to today’s episode of Cub Tracks news and notes™, a greatest-hits collection of Chicago-style beat writers and bloggers, ground from #Cubs, #MiLB, and #MLB baseball, overheated, steeped in writers’ tears, and then cold-brewed overnight for maximum flavor. No artificial intelligences were deployed, employed, entranced, or embalmed in the commission of this manuscript (apparently I might be training some though). Cub Tracks eagerly awaits the advent of robotic umpires and have already amended the three laws. The going is weird. Cub Tracks turned pro a long time ago.

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Jameson Taillon (3-3, 3.03) took the hill Saturday afternoon trying to cool off the red-hot Metropolitans. MLB.TV continued to deliver shoddy service as the feed was constantly buffering, but Taillon looked good when I could see his pitches. The strike zone looked very small. ‘Angel’ Carapazza had home plate duties.

Tylor Megill (2-3, 3.52) started for the Mets. He was in the mood to give up free passes and the Cubs got a crooked number out of it. There was more.

.Not too shabby. Now we need meatloaf to make it all better.

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